Ron Swanson has been Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department for six years. He believes in the elimination of government waste. He also believes government should be privatized and follow the business model of the Chuck E. Cheese’s family entertainment chain. He enjoys woodworking, breakfast foods, and the works of Ayn Rand. He is also an avid hunter and fisherman, and secretly moonlights as a jazz saxophonist named “Duke Silver”. (from Wikipedia)
Additionally, He has been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It is, according to Ron Swanson, “a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement.” Here is the pyramid so that you can use it in your personal life:

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